Definitions by StephyTephykins
Battlegasms
Sarah was so loud last night that I had to use headphones. The ass slaps were bad, but the squealing erupted into a game of battlegasms.
Battlegasms by StephyTephykins December 1, 2014
Ass Landing
An ass landing is ANYTHING you can put your ass in or on. Especially important to know this term when you are under the influence.
Chairs, toilets, laps, penii/vag, bath tub, Face, floor, the ground, grass, table, etc.
"Where am I going?"
"We need to find somewhere to land our asses."
(Searching)
"I am finding no ass landings."
"Does my face look like a chair?"
"It seems to be a highly functional ass landing."
"Where am I going?"
"We need to find somewhere to land our asses."
(Searching)
"I am finding no ass landings."
"Does my face look like a chair?"
"It seems to be a highly functional ass landing."
Ass Landing by StephyTephykins January 20, 2012