batkeeper

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A member of the underground sex trade, commonly referred as a pimp, that only contracts with male prostitutes.

Hey, have you been to Portland, they have some really good batkeepers to work for.

batkeeper by Fubia April 6, 2018

Words you can keep

Face like a beekeeper's glove

Used to describe a person who may not generally be considered among the very beautiful.

"Ooh she's nice..."
"What you talking about, she's got a face like a beekeeper's glove!"

Face like a beekeeper's glove by TeamBPR July 13, 2009

Beekeeper's Jacket

Inspired by a September 21, 2010 episode of The Colbert Report, a Beekeeper's Jacket is essentially slang for the fellatious act of oral sex, known commonly as a "blowjob", "BJ", "Head" etc,.

I heard that slut gave him a Beekeeper's Jacket at Rick's party last night.

Beekeeper's Jacket by Sean of old September 23, 2010

Beekeeper

A stank-ass ho whose honeypot is crawlin' with critters.

Dude: That bish look fine!
Bro: Careful, brah. That vagina hive got da bees, son!
Dude: Word? I ain't down with a beekeeper.
Ho: Come gimme yer honey rod, boyz!
Dude/bro: Bitch, please. Your crawlin-ass 'comb could sting a cock ta deth!

Beekeeper by Rot Bot November 1, 2013

careless beekeeper

pig ugly , a (minger) , a horror

you've got a face like a careless beekeeper

careless beekeeper by vinnny August 18, 2006

beekeeper

An undefinable insult levelled at someone of whose opinion you hold no value.

Originated in the US sitcom "8 Simple Rules", stolen and propagated by Ian Whitcombe.

Whatever, beekeeper!
You are *such* a beekeeper!

beekeeper by LardBoy January 25, 2005

beatkeeper

(aka "the hype-min") One who keeps the beat while the DJ is busy doing the following: mixing, drinking, smoking, dancing, going buck, uncle buck, crazy buck, n*gga buck, etc. swag.

Dude: "Wow DJ Staxxx this party is out of control, how do you manage to spin that shit so nice doe?"

DJ Staxxx: "I wouldn't be able to do it without my beatkeeper Pauly D, he's the swag, and you best belee dat"

beatkeeper by DJSTAX November 14, 2011

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026