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Beekeeper
A person whose genetic make up renders them susceptible to honeybee pheromones. Such people undertake the care of colonies of honeybees without being aware that it is they being farmed not the bees.
Beekeeper by fidness 1957 March 7, 2025
Beekeeper's Jacket
Inspired by a September 21, 2010 episode of The Colbert Report, a Beekeeper's Jacket is essentially slang for the fellatious act of oral sex, known commonly as a "blowjob", "BJ", "Head" etc,.
Beekeeper's Jacket by Sean of old September 23, 2010
Face like a beekeeper's glove
Face like a beekeeper's glove by TeamBPR July 13, 2009
careless beekeeper
careless beekeeper by vinnny August 18, 2006
Beon The Beekeeper
Beon The Beekeeper by HughIsDumb November 21, 2019
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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