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Beekeeper 

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A stank-ass ho whose honeypot is crawlin' with critters.
Dude: That bish look fine!
Bro: Careful, brah. That vagina hive got da bees, son!
Dude: Word? I ain't down with a beekeeper.
Ho: Come gimme yer honey rod, boyz!
Dude/bro: Bitch, please. Your crawlin-ass 'comb could sting a cock ta deth!
Beekeeper by Rot Bot November 1, 2013
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beekeeper 

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An undefinable insult levelled at someone of whose opinion you hold no value.

Originated in the US sitcom "8 Simple Rules", stolen and propagated by Ian Whitcombe.
Whatever, beekeeper!
You are *such* a beekeeper!
beekeeper by LardBoy January 25, 2005

Beekeeper 

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A person whose genetic make up renders them susceptible to honeybee pheromones. Such people undertake the care of colonies of honeybees without being aware that it is they being farmed not the bees.
When you become a beekeeper you look at flowers differently. You look with an appetite.
Beekeeper by fidness 1957 March 7, 2025

Beekeeper's Jacket 

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Inspired by a September 21, 2010 episode of The Colbert Report, a Beekeeper's Jacket is essentially slang for the fellatious act of oral sex, known commonly as a "blowjob", "BJ", "Head" etc,.
I heard that slut gave him a Beekeeper's Jacket at Rick's party last night.
Beekeeper's Jacket by Sean of old September 23, 2010

Face like a beekeeper's glove 

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Used to describe a person who may not generally be considered among the very beautiful.
"Ooh she's nice..."
"What you talking about, she's got a face like a beekeeper's glove!"

careless beekeeper 

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pig ugly , a (minger) , a horror
you've got a face like a careless beekeeper
careless beekeeper by vinnny August 18, 2006

Beon The Beekeeper 

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Beon The Beekeeper by HughIsDumb November 21, 2019
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