Beekeeper

A stank-ass ho whose honeypot is crawlin' with critters.

Dude: That bish look fine!
Bro: Careful, brah. That vagina hive got da bees, son!
Dude: Word? I ain't down with a beekeeper.
Ho: Come gimme yer honey rod, boyz!
Dude/bro: Bitch, please. Your crawlin-ass 'comb could sting a cock ta deth!

by Rot Bot November 1, 2013

beekeeper

An undefinable insult levelled at someone of whose opinion you hold no value.

Originated in the US sitcom "8 Simple Rules", stolen and propagated by Ian Whitcombe.

Whatever, beekeeper!
You are *such* a beekeeper!

by LardBoy January 25, 2005

Beekeeper

A person whose genetic make up renders them susceptible to honeybee pheromones. Such people undertake the care of colonies of honeybees without being aware that it is they being farmed not the bees.

When you become a beekeeper you look at flowers differently. You look with an appetite.

by fidness 1957 March 7, 2025

Beekeeper's Jacket

Inspired by a September 21, 2010 episode of The Colbert Report, a Beekeeper's Jacket is essentially slang for the fellatious act of oral sex, known commonly as a "blowjob", "BJ", "Head" etc,.

I heard that slut gave him a Beekeeper's Jacket at Rick's party last night.

by Sean of old September 23, 2010

Face like a beekeeper's glove

Used to describe a person who may not generally be considered among the very beautiful.

"Ooh she's nice..."
"What you talking about, she's got a face like a beekeeper's glove!"

by TeamBPR July 13, 2009

careless beekeeper

pig ugly , a (minger) , a horror

you've got a face like a careless beekeeper

by vinnny August 18, 2006

Beon The Beekeeper

NIg

Beon The Beekeeper "Nig"

by HughIsDumb November 21, 2019