Definitions by LardBoy
two and a bit
A deliberately vague response given when asked a question concerning numbers in some way or form. In most cases, an exact figure is requested.
It can be used in many scenarios, such as time, distance and mathematics.
It can be used in many scenarios, such as time, distance and mathematics.
Q: What time is it?
A: Two and a bit.
Q: How far is it to the beach?
A: Two and a bit.
Boss: How many widgets did we sell at month-end?
Employee: Two and a bit.
A: Two and a bit.
Q: How far is it to the beach?
A: Two and a bit.
Boss: How many widgets did we sell at month-end?
Employee: Two and a bit.
two and a bit by LardBoy November 11, 2005
beekeeper
An undefinable insult levelled at someone of whose opinion you hold no value.
Originated in the US sitcom "8 Simple Rules", stolen and propagated by Ian Whitcombe.
Originated in the US sitcom "8 Simple Rules", stolen and propagated by Ian Whitcombe.