Batarfed
buh-tarft
adj.
The state of being figuratively double-fisted in the ass by inopportune circumstances. A moment's metaphorical representation of a non-consensual colonoscopy using all 10 digits.
adj.
The state of being figuratively double-fisted in the ass by inopportune circumstances. A moment's metaphorical representation of a non-consensual colonoscopy using all 10 digits.
"I got in a car accident yesterday. With having just paid rent, I am feeling very batarfed by the situation."
batarded
Confused after having been beaten about the head and neck with a loaf of french bread, also known as a sourdough "batard".
batarded by p-tron 5000 January 21, 2008
betartedd
something or someone that is either dumb,stupid,unintelligent, retarded/not literally,or just a ass hole. normally would make a retard look smart or highly intellectual. this word is not meant to offend a actual retard but instead to ridicule and make a really dumb person look more stupid then he already is.
dang that girl sure is betartedd, yea she looks like she climb the ugly tree and when she got to the top she feel off and hit every branch one the way down.
i must admit i'm a bit betartedd for coming up with such a stupid word that is very missed spelled.
i must admit i'm a bit betartedd for coming up with such a stupid word that is very missed spelled.
betartedd by that boy at home with a dream May 18, 2011
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