Batarfed 

buh-tarft
adj.
The state of being figuratively double-fisted in the ass by inopportune circumstances. A moment's metaphorical representation of a non-consensual colonoscopy using all 10 digits.

"I got in a car accident yesterday. With having just paid rent, I am feeling very batarfed by the situation."

Batarfed by Wankha January 2, 2021

batarded 

A step above retarded. If someone does something incredibly stupid it is said to be "batarted". You, your face

Kat is Batarded
You are a complete batard.
Ever since he hit his head hes been acting kinda batarded

batarded by Shaa la la January 19, 2008

batarded 

Confused after having been beaten about the head and neck with a loaf of french bread, also known as a sourdough "batard".

I'm totally batarded right now, I can't even open this tin of cocktail wieners.

batarded by p-tron 5000 January 21, 2008

batarted 

you, your face. batarted is a step above retard like a super tard

Kat is batarted
She is hella batarted
dude, look at that batard kid

batarted by tacosauce January 19, 2008

batarded 

A person that's really retarded.

that kid is f*uckin' batarded!

batarded by samiam May 3, 2005