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betartedd 

something or someone that is either dumb,stupid,unintelligent, retarded/not literally,or just a ass hole. normally would make a retard look smart or highly intellectual. this word is not meant to offend a actual retard but instead to ridicule and make a really dumb person look more stupid then he already is.
dang that girl sure is betartedd, yea she looks like she climb the ugly tree and when she got to the top she feel off and hit every branch one the way down.

i must admit i'm a bit betartedd for coming up with such a stupid word that is very missed spelled.

Beartender 

A man with a stocky or heavyset build who is also a bartender. Can be hairy or hairless and can be of any age.
"The beartender at Zuppa totally has a crush on you! He comp’d half of your drinks."
Beartender by ItWasntMe January 2, 2008

Befarted 

adjective - the state of being farted upon.

See similar structures - bejeweled, betrothed
Do not put your face on that pillow, it has been befarted!
Befarted by TanaDarko October 22, 2020

betarded 

Acting silly or goofy. Speaking nonsense and making no real point.
Wow, i am so betarded. I'm not making any sense.
betarded by T-Man November 2, 2004

betarded 

(noun) A person exhibiting the qualities that constitute being call retarded even though they are not physically or mentally retarded or handicap. The act of "Being Retarding".
My (son, daughter, wife husband, girlfriend, boyfriend, boss ect;) is acting betarded again.

Are you betarded?!?!

Quit acting betarded, your giving retarded people a bad name.

Can be used in the verb form as: betard

You are such a betard.

Yeah, he's a betard...god love him.
betarded by Fuzzy Winkerbean September 7, 2010

betarded 

The act of being both bizarre and retarded. A strange and unusual yet stupid individual.
"You lost the car?" You asked the drunk guy for directions to it?" That is both retarded and bizarre! You, my friend, are, betarded!
betarded by Freakmeon April 13, 2008

batarted 

you, your face. batarted is a step above retard like a super tard
Kat is batarted
She is hella batarted
dude, look at that batard kid
batarted by tacosauce January 19, 2008
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When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

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