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bastardized bottomburp 

A definition writer on urban dictionary who seems to have spent his entire life posting definitions.
bastardized bottomburp has written about ten million definitions.
bastardized bottomburp by Jon Hazell September 20, 2006

Bastardised 

A person who becomes a bastard
When a persons dad goes to the shops for a pack of fags and never comes back, they've been bastardised.

Barry was bastardised at an early age when his dad went to the shop for a pack of cigarettes and never returned.
Bastardised by RKingda July 28, 2015

Bastardized 

Extremely distorted. No longer resembling the idea presented by the original.
The bastardized photo showed me having sex with a monkey.

bastardise 

To make a bastard doesn't necessarily have to refer to people. Giving a legitimate word a new meaning could be bastardising the word. Basically, it's butchering the English language. See orphaned. If you have an idea, and someone takes the idea, changes it around and gives it new meaning, that's bastardising. If you design a newsletter, for instance, and someone else takes over and keeps part of your design but applies elements that don't match up with yours, that's bastardising. You get the drift.
Henry, how do you like the newsletter now that Sue's been doing it for a year?

I'd like it better if she hadn't bastardised my design.

Well, how do you like urbandictionary.com?

Half the people putting stuff up there just bastardise the language.
bastardise by Glenwood October 1, 2006

Bastardized 

1.The state of being after being made increasingly and unnecessarily lame.
2. A dumbing down or perversion of the original to twisted ideals.
Dude, have you noticed how Disney has bastardized so many good stories?
Bastardized by Ford Prefect November 9, 2003

Bastardised English 

"Dude, it's colour, not color, neighbour, not neighbor, grey, not gray. Stop speaking bastardised!"