Bastardized

Extremely distorted. No longer resembling the idea presented by the original.

The bastardized photo showed me having sex with a monkey.

by Zo, Joose, and Jeff March 20, 2003

Bastardized

1.The state of being after being made increasingly and unnecessarily lame.
2. A dumbing down or perversion of the original to twisted ideals.

Dude, have you noticed how Disney has bastardized so many good stories?

by Ford Prefect November 9, 2003

Bastardized

1.) the act of impregnating a woman and leaving and having no contact withthe family or child (ah I've created yet another bastardized child)
2.) when a acqaintance does something really shady ( screw that asshole and his bastardized ways)

I came up with a bastardized plan to nut in all my bosses drawers.

by hot carl November 24, 2003

Bastardized

The state of selfish, irresponsible people having babies out of wedlock

That is so bastardized that Grace is having a fifth child despite never being married.

by Sunshine Ray in Florida December 21, 2020

Bastardize

bas-tard-ize (Verb)

1. To diminish the quality or character of;

2. To declare or name someone a bastard; illegitimize

3. To fuck something up; completely ruin it.

I usually like cover songs, but they really bastardized a classic.

by invisibleninjas August 11, 2009

Bastard

Besides the usual usages of a child born out of wedlock and a suitable name for someone you don’t like, there are other meanings as well. At one time it was used to refer to a hybrid device or one adapted from one purpose to another; in 1517 it was used to refer to second rate Spanish Sack wines and in engineering it refers to a type of coarse-toothed file.

“Shit! What a bastard!”
“What do you mean?”
“Take your pick.”

by AKACroatalin September 19, 2016

bastardization

1) The process of making something illegitimate
2) The process of bringing something to a form which is not as good as the one it was in before, i.e. the language glorified by urbandictionary.com

see fo' shizzle my nizzle

by Kevin Smith January 1, 2004