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Bastardize 

bas-tard-ize (Verb)

1. To diminish the quality or character of;

2. To declare or name someone a bastard; illegitimize

3. To fuck something up; completely ruin it.
I usually like cover songs, but they really bastardized a classic.
Bastardize by invisibleninjas August 11, 2009

bastardized bottomburp 

A definition writer on urban dictionary who seems to have spent his entire life posting definitions.
bastardized bottomburp has written about ten million definitions.
bastardized bottomburp by Jon Hazell September 20, 2006

Bastardize 

To make illegitimate or to severely degrade the quality of
Man, the way Soulja Boy bastardizes rap makes me wonder if rap's even music anymore.
Bastardize by Jai Alai March 15, 2008

Bastardised 

A person who becomes a bastard
When a persons dad goes to the shops for a pack of fags and never comes back, they've been bastardised.

Barry was bastardised at an early age when his dad went to the shop for a pack of cigarettes and never returned.
Bastardised by RKingda July 28, 2015

Bastardized 

Extremely distorted. No longer resembling the idea presented by the original.
The bastardized photo showed me having sex with a monkey.

basterdization 

A person who has been called a bastard and will be known as one forever, therefore they have been basterzised either by one person or a group of people
I wounder what basterdization is
basterdization by GAZLX September 6, 2017
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