Basterdized

Basterdized-
A bastard is a child born out of wedlock, so basterdize would be a mass of children born out of wedlock at once. Therefore,

a giant flaming orgy.

"Dude, I had the best weekend! I basterdized the hell out of all these women!"

by Chuck E. Garfinkel December 1, 2009

Bastardize

bas-tard-ize (Verb)

1. To diminish the quality or character of;

2. To declare or name someone a bastard; illegitimize

3. To fuck something up; completely ruin it.

I usually like cover songs, but they really bastardized a classic.

by invisibleninjas August 11, 2009

bastardized bottomburp

A definition writer on urban dictionary who seems to have spent his entire life posting definitions.

bastardized bottomburp has written about ten million definitions.

by Jon Hazell September 20, 2006

Bastardize

To make illegitimate or to severely degrade the quality of

Man, the way Soulja Boy bastardizes rap makes me wonder if rap's even music anymore.

by Jai Alai March 15, 2008

Bastardised

A person who becomes a bastard

When a persons dad goes to the shops for a pack of fags and never comes back, they've been bastardised.

Barry was bastardised at an early age when his dad went to the shop for a pack of cigarettes and never returned.

by RKingda July 28, 2015

Bastardized

Extremely distorted. No longer resembling the idea presented by the original.

The bastardized photo showed me having sex with a monkey.

by Zo, Joose, and Jeff March 20, 2003

basterdization

A person who has been called a bastard and will be known as one forever, therefore they have been basterzised either by one person or a group of people

I wounder what basterdization is

by GAZLX September 6, 2017