basketweaving 

Basketweaving is creating a long narrative of lies stringing people along with it. Basketweaving can take the form of simply making up a new term or convincing someone you can do/did something you didn't. Differently from simply just lying or gasligting, basketweaving is usually over the course of months, creating a "basket" of lies.

Person 1: "My boyfriend says he works at a restaurant, but always refuses to ever take me there and is oddly dismissive about anything related to his job."

Person 2: "Sorry, but I think he might be basketweaving."

basketweaving by cricunflexo November 16, 2021

underwater basketweaving 

A term used to specify something completely useless. Something that isn't worth a dime.

"Man, I feel like I just graduated underwater basketweaving!"
"Why don't you go practice your underwater basketweaving!"

underwater basketweaving by Truero December 3, 2005

underwater basket weaving 

fictional college course that is used to mock the typical course load taken by the average Division 1 basketball or football "student-athlete".

Advisor: This semester I'm gonna have you take Basketball Theory 101, Geography 100, College Seminar 101 and Underwater Basket Weaving 101 so we can keep you eligible.
Athlete: I don't know if I can handle all that
Advisor: It's okay, we have individual tutors for each of those classes that will do your homework for you.

underwater basket weaving by quiggler March 7, 2007

Extreme Underwater Basket Weaving 

n: an illegal underground sport in which players must weave an entire basket underwater on one breath. If more than one player should manage to finish, the one who has created the most intricate or cleanest basket is kept alive while other contestants are shot. Most players drown in their first match. Some variations occur in EUBW, such as mines, sharks, and harpoons.

Bill: Mrs. Johnson, I'm so sorry about your loss. But how did your son die?

Mrs. Johnson: He drowned in an Extreme Underwater Basket Weaving tournament.

Bill: God rest his soul.

Extreme Underwater Basket Weaving by whOOpshT July 12, 2011

underwater basket weaving 

an easy or useless college course, whether real or not

He dismayed that the courses in underwater basket weaving were growing more common every year.

underwater basket weaving by The Return of Light Joker December 2, 2010

Basket Weaving 

A profession or study no longer lucrative or useful in modern society.

Johnny got his MA in basket weaving and now he manages a payless shoe store.

Basket Weaving by gammaradiation March 9, 2017

basket weaving 

Masterbating technique with both hands and your fingers interlaced.

I was at a boring party, so i decided to start basket weaving for entertainment.

basket weaving by Basket Weaver May 27, 2006