the act of bidding on an item on ebay literally seconds before the auction ends. This prevents anyone from outbidding you while also ensuring that you don't bump the price up too much.
rather than bidding early and inflate the price, Geraldo waited until the last couple seconds of the auction for the pimp cup he was bidding on before placing his bid. He succeeded in sniping the item.
by quiggler August 12, 2007
In the Texas Hold 'Em Poker game, when a person wins the hand in the final round and on the final community card, which is called the river. Oftentimes this person will have been losing the entire hand but gambled and got lucky on the last hand. Other players at the table will often curse this person and tag him/her a "river whore"
Frederick was winning a poker hand with three of a kind Aces, but Herman got a lucky draw on the river and wound up with a straight. Frederick verbally abused Herman and called him a river whore, while Herman snickered and collected the pot.
by quiggler November 08, 2005
An inquiry having no correct answer, or one asked for the sole purpose of starting controversy or eliciting certain responses. Basically, a no-win situation.
Girlfriend asks: do I look fat in this? (trick question)
If you tell her she does, she'll throw a fit and tell you how insensitive you are. If you tell her she doesn't she'll call you a liar and go off on a tangent about how "all men are the same" or some nonsense like that
If you tell her she does, she'll throw a fit and tell you how insensitive you are. If you tell her she doesn't she'll call you a liar and go off on a tangent about how "all men are the same" or some nonsense like that
by quiggler March 27, 2008
fictional college course that is used to mock the typical course load taken by the average Division 1 basketball or football "student-athlete".
Advisor: This semester I'm gonna have you take Basketball Theory 101, Geography 100, College Seminar 101 and Underwater Basket Weaving 101 so we can keep you eligible.
Athlete: I don't know if I can handle all that
Advisor: It's okay, we have individual tutors for each of those classes that will do your homework for you.
Athlete: I don't know if I can handle all that
Advisor: It's okay, we have individual tutors for each of those classes that will do your homework for you.
by quiggler March 05, 2007
by quiggler May 25, 2008
Person 1: dude it's 3AM, we're 30 miles away from home and both of us are way too drunk to drive.
Person 2: Lets hoof it
Person 1: Yeah totally man we'll be home in like a half an hour
*high fives*
half an hour later...
Person 1: dude where the fuck are we?
Person 2: Lets hoof it
Person 1: Yeah totally man we'll be home in like a half an hour
*high fives*
half an hour later...
Person 1: dude where the fuck are we?
by quiggler October 08, 2006
Tupac's crackhead mother. Recently opened an "arts center" in honor of her son, which means, of course, to make money off her son. She would still be a whore running the streets had her son not become famous and does not deserve a second of anyone's time.
Afeni Shakur is riding in the coattails of her son, no one should care what this cokehead has to say.
by quiggler November 25, 2005