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Definitions by gammaradiation

Basket Weaving 

A profession or study no longer lucrative or useful in modern society.
Johnny got his MA in basket weaving and now he manages a payless shoe store.
Truer than true.
Obama speaks troof.

Obama doesn't know what troof is.
Troof by gammaradiation July 17, 2011

Drink you under the table 

To retain some relative cognitive abilities and coordination while those who attempt to keep up end up on the floor. Preferably underneath the table you are sitting at.
You US military boys think you know what alcohol tolerance is. University students would drink you under the table.

Shreather 

Shredding weather. Weather conducive to shredding one's face off. Preferably on a board but skates, skis, and other shredable items will suffice. Activity dependent. For instance, Surfing shreather would be warm and still air with big swells. Skateboarding shreather would be moderately cool. Snowboarding shreather would be light snow.
Grab your board, the Shreather is awesome.
Shreather by gammaradiation February 22, 2011
Tampa Zip code where the mail trucks should be armored. Likely to be stabbed, robbed, or car jacked if you're not partying your face off.
There's blue light intersection corners in the 33613
33613 by gammaradiation February 21, 2011

Mullet Mobile 

Generally American pony cars from the mid 1970's through the mid 1990's. Cheap, v8, rear wheel drive, and semi-sporty suspension. However, any cheap and quick car driven by white trash can be considered as such. Often seen accompanied by pick up trucks with large tires and dog boxes. Can also be found rotting on cynder blocks with the transmission hung in a near by tree. Most useful for compensating for small mullet size and attracting pregnant smoking women.
Mullet Mobiles are fun to drive, but I just feel the tobbaco spit oozing out of my skin.