bascooner

a term used to describe a bastard child

I have a cousin in Colorado who has fathered 4 bascooners.

bascooner by michaelpsahyes September 28, 2009

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Bassooned

Consuming a large amount of alcohol, specifically beer and reaching a heroic state of inebriation whilst maintaining the appearance of functioning pleasantly in a social environment and constantly asking for cigarettes and beers.

Named from characteristics made famous by Johnny Basoon; the bassoon player and saxophonist from infamous melbourne based band Sex On Toast.

oh man, I'm gonna get bassooned tonight

Bassooned by gunstreetgirl March 10, 2011

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bascooner • bacoonery • Baboonery • Bassboner • Baffoonery • Ballooner • bamboonery • Bacoboner • bacooder • baffoonerism

Bacoboner

(n.) The unforeseen and unnatural rush of blood to the capillaries in the nether regions of men after seeing Snorgtees models on internet advertisements...especially the one wearing the T-shirt that says "Bacon makes everything better."

"Yes I would like to stand up and write something on the whiteboard, but I just got a Bacoboner from that hot Snorgtees chick in a pop up ad on my laptop. I am currently thinking about my aunt playing naked baseball and should be OK in about 5 minutes."

Bacoboner by ChillUpMyLeg February 12, 2010

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Baboonery

1. An act where one portrays baboon like qualities.

2. Dumbness.

3. Idiocy.

1. Noobs need to stop with the baboonery on call of dizzle.

2. That class was filled with baboonery.

3. There was a massive amount of baboonery at work.

Baboonery by Old Grekerson November 21, 2010