(v.) The act of finishing one's thought on a Facebook profile status update with a subsequent comment to onself, due to the limited character spaces allowed.
The Facebook profile update thingy only let me insert 420 characters in the box!!! But I have more to say. Now I have to Masturcommentate by posting another comment TO MYSELF in order to finish the thought that I started.
by ChillUpMyLeg February 12, 2010
(n.) The unforeseen and unnatural rush of blood to the capillaries in the nether regions of men after seeing Snorgtees models on internet advertisements...especially the one wearing the T-shirt that says "Bacon makes everything better."
"Yes I would like to stand up and write something on the whiteboard, but I just got a Bacoboner from that hot Snorgtees chick in a pop up ad on my laptop. I am currently thinking about my aunt playing naked baseball and should be OK in about 5 minutes."
by ChillUpMyLeg February 13, 2010
(v) The act of intentionally blocking another user from viewing one's Facebook profile, pictures, or other details due to that user's disagreeable worldview, stalking tendencies, and/or criminal insanity.
by ChillUpMyLeg February 06, 2010