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busboner 

The action of having one's penis become erect on a bus due to the sweet vibrations and bumps throughout the seat of the bus.
Guy1: "Hey man, isn't this your stop?"
Guy2: "Yea bro, but I can't, due to my busboner."
busboner by taz14 April 9, 2011

Bassooned 

Consuming a large amount of alcohol, specifically beer and reaching a heroic state of inebriation whilst maintaining the appearance of functioning pleasantly in a social environment and constantly asking for cigarettes and beers.

Named from characteristics made famous by Johnny Basoon; the bassoon player and saxophonist from infamous melbourne based band Sex On Toast.
oh man, I'm gonna get bassooned tonight
Bassooned by gunstreetgirl March 10, 2011

fassboner 

n. An intense positive excitement about a performance by German/Irish actor Michael Fassbender.
Did you see Jane Eyre? Yeah, and I popped a total fassboner.
fassboner by mcmcil July 13, 2011

bascooner 

a term used to describe a bastard child
I have a cousin in Colorado who has fathered 4 bascooners.
bascooner by michaelpsahyes September 28, 2009
(n.) The unforeseen and unnatural rush of blood to the capillaries in the nether regions of men after seeing Snorgtees models on internet advertisements...especially the one wearing the T-shirt that says "Bacon makes everything better."
"Yes I would like to stand up and write something on the whiteboard, but I just got a Bacoboner from that hot Snorgtees chick in a pop up ad on my laptop. I am currently thinking about my aunt playing naked baseball and should be OK in about 5 minutes."
Bacoboner by ChillUpMyLeg February 12, 2010

bassberg 

When listening to bass-centric electronic music, the full range of low frequencies are commonly known as the bassberg.
Aw, man, without a subwoofer, we're only hearing the upper tip of the bassberg.
bassberg by butt country March 22, 2010