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Bare Ass Piss 

An epic maneuver in which a man lets his pants and underwear drop to his ankles, lifts his shirt up to armpit level, and urinates, much in the manner of a 4 year old trying to use a urinal. Usually executed while intoxicated. Occasionally performed in tandem by a group, no homo.

Since many guys did this at urinals when they were kindergarten age, the act of doing this is often referred to as "bringing it back".
"Guys, I have to pee. I'm gonna bring back the bare ass piss."

"Joel, I heard you brought back the bare ass piss the other night."
"Feels good, man."
Bare Ass Piss by Mackie J October 16, 2009

Bollicky Bare-Ass

More naked than naked. As naked as naked can get. So naked, it's bollocks.
There I was - hammer-fist drunk, bollicky bare-ass naked, ready to snowboard off my roof...
Bollicky Bare-Ass by TerribleDH December 5, 2011

Boxer-bare ass

When you have half of your ass in your boxers and the other half out. Also when you have half a wedgie.
I walked into the room he had his butt in the air with his boxer-bare ass out.
Boxer-bare ass by 424A November 8, 2018

bare ass wedge 

to earn own or get a serious amount of money
the deal went well i got bare ass wedge for it
bare ass wedge by paul monks February 7, 2008

BASF (Bare Ass Shrapnel Fart) 

BASF stands for Bare Ass Shrapnel Fart. To do a proper BASF one must drop one's drawers and sit, bare ass, on a hardwood floor and then rip a monster fart. The vibration of the buttcheeks against the hardwood creates a natural reverb chamber/amplifier resulting in a thunderous cacophony akin to a gunning a chainsaw while firing an M-16.
Joe's BASF (Bare Ass Shrapnel Fart) blew a hole through the parquet and now the Celtics have to play home games at Sacred Heart until they fix it.

bare ass 

The more polite form of buck ass naked. Required attire for skinny dipping with ur pals and for hangin it at nudie parties.
Josh: "Who's the hairy dude?"
Jeremy: (while dropping his boxers) "Oh, that's Chad. He got all bare ass and turned our last thing into a nudie party.
bare ass by Jacero10 August 20, 2006