Definitions by DennisFreeman

BASF (Bare Ass Shrapnel Fart) 

BASF stands for Bare Ass Shrapnel Fart. To do a proper BASF one must drop one's drawers and sit, bare ass, on a hardwood floor and then rip a monster fart. The vibration of the buttcheeks against the hardwood creates a natural reverb chamber/amplifier resulting in a thunderous cacophony akin to a gunning a chainsaw while firing an M-16.

Joe's BASF (Bare Ass Shrapnel Fart) blew a hole through the parquet and now the Celtics have to play home games at Sacred Heart until they fix it.

BASF (Bare Ass Shrapnel Fart) by DennisFreeman April 1, 2019

Kuck rock 

A dingleberry or small (pea-sized or smaller) poo-ball that has dried and hardened so that it is now rock-like.

It's gross enough to pick a kuck rock but to flick it into my cereal is unacceptable.

Kuck rock by DennisFreeman March 29, 2019