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flattened my batmobile

When someone does something to crush your dreams
Dude! You just flattened my batmobile! I was so totally going to be in One Direction!

STOP FLATTENING MY BATMOBILE! I CAN BE A UNICORN! I CAN!

Batmobile 

The car driven by the masked adventurer Batman, usually represented in films and comics as a large, powerful vehicle with onboard weapons systems.
Batmobile by Sklooby April 24, 2008

Batmobile 

The act of lighting a fart while having sex. It not only looks awesome, it also gives you an extra boost on the forward thrust.
After leaving taco bell last night, I gave Wendy the batmobile.
Batmobile by CptMisery June 23, 2011

Bachmobile 

Bachelor's pimp ride used to transport his posse and himself to their local hangout.
Me and my homies jumped in my bachmobile, aiming to pick-up some chicks at the local bar.
Bachmobile by TC MN July 14, 2010

to the batmobile 

what Batman says to Robin in T.V series of Batman and Batman is ADAM WEST

Batmobile 

The "vehicle" that a transvestite has between its legs.
Guy 1: I met this girl at a bar last night. I was going to take her home but I felt something extra when she was dancing up close!

Guy 2: OMG, she had a batmobile! yuck!
Batmobile by FunDotCom January 23, 2010