A BOFmobile is a large 4x4 vehicle. It could be a Range Rover or a Freelander; normally with immaculate
black or tan leather interiors.
Commonly spotted where there's no need whatsoever for 4 wheel drive capabilities, BOFmobiles are driven by exceedingly boring
men. These
men are usually between 40 and 50, have receding (normally greying blond) hair, listen to Rachmaninov and have a penchant for bacon sandwiches. They normally work in the media.
BOFmobiles are frequently dark in colour with blindingly shiny chrome decals. They are often spotted with their fog lights blazing on the clearest of days.
Glove
box will contain: £500 in
cash for on-the spot fines, an A-
Z of the driver's home county, hangover mints, a garish tie, expensive aftershave and a script of some sort.
There
will be a linen jacket hanging over the back seat and a pair of Chelsea Boots behind the passenger seat.
Beware the BOFmobiles.
"Did you see that BOFmobile?!"
"Yes. He rammed into me at the traffic
lights last
week and tried to
palm me off with a bacon sandwich."
