bananababe

A moron who’s trash at everything and lives in a trash can and who’s wasting time on trash games like Fortnite (eww) and needs to be thrown out of a window.

A person who’s extremely annoying sometimes and loves VR

Person 1: I can’t wait to visit you so I can use your VR.

Person 2: Dude you’re such a Bananababe lol

by OofTheGod March 26, 2019

bannanabelt

A warzone and semi skilled rust player. Usually falling under the homosexual category with anger issues. Usually referred as a name.

What is bannanabelt doing with that cucumber?

by Sploofa May 7, 2022

Bananabalism

(n) The act of banana or banana-like person who consumes other bananas

Everyday I look like a banana i eat other fellow bananas and practice bananabalism

by Super Stoner Kitty March 8, 2009

Bananaface

Passing out far too early in Las Vegas or a comparable party scene (i.e. Mardi Gras) and having a precisely peeled banana skin draped skillfully across the face of said passer-outer as a consequence for failing miserably at holding one's shit together for a respectable amount of time. An effectively executed banana-face often results in years of humiliation and disgrace with redemption only coming for the banana-facee when the exacts revenge on his perpetrators.

Vegas leaves people bananafaced.

On you're way over can you pick up some red bull, ice and some bananas so we can bananaface Todd later?

Yo, this fucker is getting bananafaced.

Mark's cousin looks about 45 minutes away from a bananaface.

I think I'm gonna pass on this shot guys as I believe it will lead to me getting bananafaced.

Is it possible to give you all 20 bucks so as to not get inevitably bananafaced tonight?

So in Puerto Rico is it called a plantainface?

For some reason I just feel like I'm gonna wake up with a bananaface.

This guy needs a fucking bananaface to teach him a lesson.

Yo Gary, get the banana ready this fag is doneskies.

I'm scared the bananaface is gonna suffocate him.

by Tommy Hanasticks February 3, 2010

bananabate

To masturbate whilst holding a banana peel on your penis.

Jesse, do not bananabate in public.

by TheSockLord October 31, 2014

bananaback

Where one person eats a bunch of bananas and chases it with ex-lax. Then you dress as a monkey then proceed to take a massive fountain-like dump on your partners back.

Last night was amazing til you bananabacked me in my sleep!

by Sprint monkey shart February 13, 2010

bananagate

The scandal that rocked the League 2 footballing world.

During the 2004/2005 football season, Oxford United FC sacked burly striker Julian Alsop 'with immediate effect' for a 'lewd prank' played on a youth player at the club.

It later emmerged that Alsop had attempted to shove a banana up the rear end of the youth team player with others aiding him. A full scale operation was held at the club with a number of youth team players being suspended for their involvement.

Still little is known about the full extent of the attack with the banana or of its whereabouts, thus resulting in the 'bananagate' scandal.

Alsop later found work with Forest Green Rovers, but was duly banned for the rest of the season by the FA whilst they investidated.

You see the paper? That whole 'bananagat' thing is manic, I tell ya!

by Oxford Lad June 10, 2005