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Bananaface 

Passing out far too early in Las Vegas or a comparable party scene (i.e. Mardi Gras) and having a precisely peeled banana skin draped skillfully across the face of said passer-outer as a consequence for failing miserably at holding one's shit together for a respectable amount of time. An effectively executed banana-face often results in years of humiliation and disgrace with redemption only coming for the banana-facee when the exacts revenge on his perpetrators.
Vegas leaves people bananafaced.

On you're way over can you pick up some red bull, ice and some bananas so we can bananaface Todd later?

Yo, this fucker is getting bananafaced.

Mark's cousin looks about 45 minutes away from a bananaface.

I think I'm gonna pass on this shot guys as I believe it will lead to me getting bananafaced.

Is it possible to give you all 20 bucks so as to not get inevitably bananafaced tonight?

So in Puerto Rico is it called a plantainface?

For some reason I just feel like I'm gonna wake up with a bananaface.

This guy needs a fucking bananaface to teach him a lesson.

Yo Gary, get the banana ready this fag is doneskies.

I'm scared the bananaface is gonna suffocate him.
Bananaface by Tommy Hanasticks February 3, 2010
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bananaface 

A bananaface is a guy who asks you to the prom, and then ditches you AFTER you bought the dress, to go with another girl.
That Michael kid is a bananaface. He deserved to break his arm stepping out of the hot tub.
bananaface by Miss Delaney May 13, 2005

Bananaface 

Bananaface is probably gonna end up killing Walt.
Bananaface by BakeyMcBakealot November 13, 2012

bananasauce 

like applesauce but with bananas. you put it on your peanut butter sandwich.. or anything else.
Brendan- "Damnn this is some fucking good bananasauce."
bananasauce by wasssupp May 7, 2010

bananabate 

To masturbate whilst holding a banana peel on your penis.
Jesse, do not bananabate in public.
bananabate by TheSockLord October 31, 2014

Bananafication 

Dying by any means involving a banana. Most commonly referred to in means of being turned into a banana and then being peeled and eaten.
That guy dies of bananafication

bananaficiary 

The person to whom you give your bananas once they are too ripe for you.
I'm Jeanette's bananaficiary. Once her bananas lose all their green color, she gives them to me!
bananaficiary by thedoctor77 December 20, 2017