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bananagate 

The scandal that rocked the League 2 footballing world.

During the 2004/2005 football season, Oxford United FC sacked burly striker Julian Alsop 'with immediate effect' for a 'lewd prank' played on a youth player at the club.

It later emmerged that Alsop had attempted to shove a banana up the rear end of the youth team player with others aiding him. A full scale operation was held at the club with a number of youth team players being suspended for their involvement.

Still little is known about the full extent of the attack with the banana or of its whereabouts, thus resulting in the 'bananagate' scandal.

Alsop later found work with Forest Green Rovers, but was duly banned for the rest of the season by the FA whilst they investidated.
You see the paper? That whole 'bananagat' thing is manic, I tell ya!
bananagate by Oxford Lad June 10, 2005
Words you can keep

bananage 

When you eat a banana before or after having sex
jess:"I'm gonna go bananage and then I'll be ready for round two"

nick:"Define Bananage!"

jess:"Eat a banana?"

(From New Girl)
bananage by Jess Day November 11, 2013

bananagagger 

A person who has the ability to eat a banana without breaking it's structural integrity.

To consume a banana whole.

Also: a derogatory term for one who performs fellatio
Don't be such a bananagagger.

You Bananagagging bitch!

bananapatrol 

A word commonly used to describe someone who guards a banana tree
Hey, get away from that tree, you bananapatrol!
bananapatrol by Nathanispro May 25, 2008

bananagasm

The pleasure obtained from eating a banana.
"I just had this fresh banana, omg, I had a bananagasm it was so good."
bananagasm by PLZ0080 October 26, 2009

Bananaface 

Passing out far too early in Las Vegas or a comparable party scene (i.e. Mardi Gras) and having a precisely peeled banana skin draped skillfully across the face of said passer-outer as a consequence for failing miserably at holding one's shit together for a respectable amount of time. An effectively executed banana-face often results in years of humiliation and disgrace with redemption only coming for the banana-facee when the exacts revenge on his perpetrators.
Vegas leaves people bananafaced.

On you're way over can you pick up some red bull, ice and some bananas so we can bananaface Todd later?

Yo, this fucker is getting bananafaced.

Mark's cousin looks about 45 minutes away from a bananaface.

I think I'm gonna pass on this shot guys as I believe it will lead to me getting bananafaced.

Is it possible to give you all 20 bucks so as to not get inevitably bananafaced tonight?

So in Puerto Rico is it called a plantainface?

For some reason I just feel like I'm gonna wake up with a bananaface.

This guy needs a fucking bananaface to teach him a lesson.

Yo Gary, get the banana ready this fag is doneskies.

I'm scared the bananaface is gonna suffocate him.
Bananaface by Tommy Hanasticks February 3, 2010

bananabate 

To masturbate whilst holding a banana peel on your penis.
Jesse, do not bananabate in public.
bananabate by TheSockLord October 31, 2014
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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