bananagate 

The scandal that rocked the League 2 footballing world.

During the 2004/2005 football season, Oxford United FC sacked burly striker Julian Alsop 'with immediate effect' for a 'lewd prank' played on a youth player at the club.

It later emmerged that Alsop had attempted to shove a banana up the rear end of the youth team player with others aiding him. A full scale operation was held at the club with a number of youth team players being suspended for their involvement.

Still little is known about the full extent of the attack with the banana or of its whereabouts, thus resulting in the 'bananagate' scandal.

Alsop later found work with Forest Green Rovers, but was duly banned for the rest of the season by the FA whilst they investidated.

You see the paper? That whole 'bananagat' thing is manic, I tell ya!

bananagate by Oxford Lad June 10, 2005

bananage 

When you eat a banana before or after having sex

jess:"I'm gonna go bananage and then I'll be ready for round two"

nick:"Define Bananage!"

jess:"Eat a banana?"

(From New Girl)

bananage by Jess Day November 11, 2013

bananagagger 

A person who has the ability to eat a banana without breaking it's structural integrity.

To consume a banana whole.

Also: a derogatory term for one who performs fellatio

Don't be such a bananagagger.

You Bananagagging bitch!

bananagagger by Ricerider and Set July 18, 2006

bananapatrol 

A word commonly used to describe someone who guards a banana tree

Hey, get away from that tree, you bananapatrol!

bananapatrol by Nathanispro May 25, 2008

bananagasm

The pleasure obtained from eating a banana.

"I just had this fresh banana, omg, I had a bananagasm it was so good."

bananagasm by PLZ0080 October 26, 2009

Bananaface 

Passing out far too early in Las Vegas or a comparable party scene (i.e. Mardi Gras) and having a precisely peeled banana skin draped skillfully across the face of said passer-outer as a consequence for failing miserably at holding one's shit together for a respectable amount of time. An effectively executed banana-face often results in years of humiliation and disgrace with redemption only coming for the banana-facee when the exacts revenge on his perpetrators.

Vegas leaves people bananafaced.

On you're way over can you pick up some red bull, ice and some bananas so we can bananaface Todd later?

Yo, this fucker is getting bananafaced.

Mark's cousin looks about 45 minutes away from a bananaface.

I think I'm gonna pass on this shot guys as I believe it will lead to me getting bananafaced.

Is it possible to give you all 20 bucks so as to not get inevitably bananafaced tonight?

So in Puerto Rico is it called a plantainface?

For some reason I just feel like I'm gonna wake up with a bananaface.

This guy needs a fucking bananaface to teach him a lesson.

Yo Gary, get the banana ready this fag is doneskies.

I'm scared the bananaface is gonna suffocate him.

Bananaface by Tommy Hanasticks February 3, 2010

bananabate 

To masturbate whilst holding a banana peel on your penis.

Jesse, do not bananabate in public.

bananabate by TheSockLord October 31, 2014