banana cream-pie 

A banana cream-pie is the splooge that spurts out of a guy's raging boner when he has a cumgasm on his cocksucker's face when he pulls his dick out of the guy's mouth and blows his load on the guy's face instead of letting him swallow it.

Matt, my cadet rommie, gave me a banana cream-pie the last time I sucked him off!

banana cream-pie by USAF Cadet November 12, 2020

Banana Cream Pie 

Banana Cream Pie is the act of putting a whole or peice of a banana in your female partners vagina before she cums, having her sit on your face, then eating her out swallowing the banana and cum pressed to your mouth, thus giving the effect of eating a Banana Cream Pie.

... "That girl I picked up from Adams party last night is super kinky! She fed me a warm messy Banana cream pie, super creamy if you know what I mean"

Banana Cream Pie by 1NN0VAT3R October 2, 2014

banana cream pie 

When a male ejaculates on his hand and smacks the semen in a female's face while simultaneously whacking her in the face with his penis.

i gave that bitch a huge banana cream pie, and now she's got a big red amrk across her face!

banana cream pie by Your Mom April 10, 2005

banana cream pie 

A term started by Gorilla Zoe: The bottom of the pot where crack is being made, it will form a circular object that looks like a pie.

I'm in the kitchen whippin up banana cream pies.

banana cream pie by ziptnf October 31, 2007

Banana cream pie 

Banana cream pie

Someone who isn't mentally stable, this can range from being "not completely there" to "bat shit crazy", but they are so attractive, people tend to overlook it in the hope that they will have sex with them.

A situation where a man or woman is willing to overlook the fact that someone they're with is mentally unstable, because they want to have sex with them.

This term is inspired by a bit that Katt Williams does in his 2008 stand up comedy special "It's pimpin' pimpin' " where he talks about how men will have sex with crazy girls, and when they yell out random stuff like "banana cream pie!!!"

"Why does Tony always get with girls that are totally Banana cream pie?"

"Lisa needs to be pickier when she chooses her boyfriends. She always picks the hot crazy ones and ends up with banana cream pie"

Banana cream pie by tnemesis76 April 17, 2020

Banana Cream Pie 

After a girl gets you off, you bust in your hand then smack her in the face like you would with a pie.

yo dude after she gave me head i gave her the pie!

Banana Cream Pie by ray April 12, 2004

Banana cream pie 

A weird yellow pie you get for your bald headed translucent geometry teacher because he rejected the pillow with his face on it.

I gave Mr. D my banana cream pie.

How did it go?

He ate it in front of 17-year-olds and said it was delicious.

Banana cream pie by Crusty asshole May 6, 2022