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Banana Cream Pie is the act of putting a whole or peice of a banana in your female partners vagina before she cums, having her sit on your face, then eating her out swallowing the banana and cum pressed to your mouth, thus giving the effect of eating a Banana Cream Pie.
... "That girl I picked up from Adams party last night is super kinky! She fed me a warm messy Banana cream pie, super creamy if you know what I mean"
by 1NN0VAT3R October 02, 2014
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It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
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Banana cream pie is the act of putting a banana in your female partners vagina, along with your penis, then proceeding to have intercourse until the banana has a warm mushy texture. After banana has reached desired texture the male ejaculates into partners vagina. After ejaculate and banana mush have mixed, the female then begins to ride the face of the male partner until she climaxes. As female climaxes she then proceeds to void the contents of her vagina along with her ejaculate into male partners mouth. Thus creating a banana cream pie. Banana cream pie can then be shared and passed back and forth into each other mouths swallowing small portions between each pass and adding saliva; if desired.
β€œI really think she is the one, we shared a banana cream pie the the other day and it was magical!”
by Barry McKokkiner March 16, 2021
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When a male ejaculates on his hand and smacks the semen in a female's face while simultaneously whacking her in the face with his penis.
i gave that bitch a huge banana cream pie, and now she's got a big red amrk across her face!
by Your Mom April 10, 2005
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A term started by Gorilla Zoe: The bottom of the pot where crack is being made, it will form a circular object that looks like a pie.
I'm in the kitchen whippin up banana cream pies.
by ziptnf October 16, 2007
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A banana cream-pie is the splooge that spurts out of a guy's raging boner when he has a cumgasm on his cocksucker's face when he pulls his dick out of the guy's mouth and blows his load on the guy's face instead of letting him swallow it.
Matt, my cadet rommie, gave me a banana cream-pie the last time I sucked him off!
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by USAF Cadet November 12, 2020
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After a girl gets you off, you bust in your hand then smack her in the face like you would with a pie.
yo dude after she gave me head i gave her the pie!
by ray April 12, 2004
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