balooch

a balooch is a very odd ginger specimen (normally bald) they are normally white cowboys that think the world is flat if you see a rainbow think of balooch

glenn - what’s at the end of the rainbow?

taylor - probably balooch

balooch by cheesycondom5 July 19, 2023

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Balouch

(bal-ooo-ch)
Someone who happens to be hairy, and has a belly, as well as other deciding factors such as being rude and narcissistic. Bad hygiene is another key factor of determining if someone is a balouch. A balouch is more of a sub category of being a douche, all balouches are douches but not all douches are balouches.

Yeah dude, that guy is such a douche, all he cared about was himself and wouldn’t stop talking

Totally dude he had bad breath too, Total balouch

Balouch by JDADDY97 December 8, 2021

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Baloch

Balochs are very, generally, good looking poeple. The have morals and respect their women (usually amazingly hott) They are rich because they have the old Balochi values instilled in them and they realize that knowlegde is the key to the future and money. They treat their women with respect, they are straying from the Balochi culture. Balochi's are very noble and loving poeple, their kindness is unsurpassed by any other society, go to Balochistan(Pakistan) and you shall see. Those in power, i cannot say the same generilization for, you must create your own opinion.Balochi is a language spoken by Muslims of Pakistan,Iran,Afghanistan and India ,
Balochi has been vaguely described as combining Arabic script and Persian vocabulary.

Balochi:Abdullah ho Barkat Dost Ant
English:Abdullah and Barkat are friend

Baloch by Balochian April 3, 2009

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Balloch

A wee toon on the Bonnie Bonnie Banks of Loch Lomond in Dunbartonshire Scotland. It is where the River Leven meets Loch Lomond (the biggest loch in Scotland), popular with tourists and locals who enjoy hiking, boating and a few confused ones who come looking for the monster.

A famous folk song was written for the Balloch area:

You tak the high road an' I'll tak the low
an' I'll be in Scotland afore ye

For me an' my true love will ne'er meet again
on the bonnie, bonnie banks of Loch Lomond.

Balloch by brawquine April 19, 2009