Balloch

A wee toon on the Bonnie Bonnie Banks of Loch Lomond in Dunbartonshire Scotland. It is where the River Leven meets Loch Lomond (the biggest loch in Scotland), popular with tourists and locals who enjoy hiking, boating and a few confused ones who come looking for the monster.

A famous folk song was written for the Balloch area:


You tak the high road an' I'll tak the low
an' I'll be in Scotland afore ye

For me an' my true love will ne'er meet again
on the bonnie, bonnie banks of Loch Lomond.

by brawquine April 19, 2009

ballchinian

an unusual race of people with ballsacks on their chin.

I tried to kick the Ballchinian below the belt, but i remembered his junk was on his chin.

by M25tufc October 8, 2008

Ballcheese

White lotus grease residue on the sides of ones groin and nutbag. It smells like rotten cheese to the nose. Take a fuckin shower NOW! Before you ever decide again to fuck a chick or stroke your Johnson....!

Mr. Cooockmeat had mad smells today in class. His cratch must be full of ballcheese!

by Tigerblood85 July 20, 2019

Baloch

Balochs are very, generally, good looking poeple. The have morals and respect their women (usually amazingly hott) They are rich because they have the old Balochi values instilled in them and they realize that knowlegde is the key to the future and money. They treat their women with respect, they are straying from the Balochi culture. Balochi's are very noble and loving poeple, their kindness is unsurpassed by any other society, go to Balochistan(Pakistan) and you shall see. Those in power, i cannot say the same generilization for, you must create your own opinion.Balochi is a language spoken by Muslims of Pakistan,Iran,Afghanistan and India ,
Balochi has been vaguely described as combining Arabic script and Persian vocabulary.

Balochi:Abdullah ho Barkat Dost Ant
English:Abdullah and Barkat are friend

by Balochian April 3, 2009

ballcheck

to strike someone in the testicles with the intent to cause great pain. Best done when the victim is not expecting it

Bob: Hey Joe why you limping?
Joe: I made a jump shot and Tom ballchecked me

by Huff Dodger August 30, 2009

Ballock

When one wants to say "ball" and "bollocks" at the same time

Oh Ballock!

by gumbrack January 3, 2023

ballocks

Testicles

The 60 year old man's ballocks hung down to his knees

by Buzz Cola October 23, 2003