Blooch 

A racist term for a black person, similar to nigger.

Fuckin' blooches, they can't drive for shit.

Blooch by Peter panic March 9, 2010

blooch 

The sound/bubble(s) made when a woman farts after you cum in her ass.

She let me blow my load in her ass, but then she blooched all over the sheets.

blooch by The Shoat May 13, 2005

Blooch 

The act of coughing during a bong hit that causes water to shoot out of the bowl

I took to big of a bong load and blooched bong water onto the carpet

Blooch by Silverbear November 27, 2011

Blooch 

Italian American slang for Blue Cheese Dressing. Yet another example of Italian Americans making up their own words by shortening and butchering the english language.

At a restaurant. "Can I have a house salad with Blooch on the side"

or

At a pizza place. "Yeah, I'll take a sicilian and a regular slice with a side of blooch."

the counter guy had no clue what Blooch was.

"You know, Blue Cheese Dressing"

Blooch by FI Blooch July 13, 2009

Blooch 

When someone's being slightly bitchy, but not super bitchy.

"Kyle is being so annoying, I swear."
"Stop being such a blooch, Karen."

Blooch by bloochyboi December 19, 2017

Blooch 

When you think it’s just a fart but turns out to be liquid crap and comes up past your vag

“Girl, I gambled and lost... just blooched myself!”

Blooch by WTF, Bro October 24, 2020

Blooch 

A vulgar word from the 1800s, synonymous with miscreant and scoundrel.

alistar is such a blooch, he was in the brothel all night when his wife and kids were up waiting for him

Blooch by Yeetomode December 30, 2020