blooch

The sound/bubble(s) made when a woman farts after you cum in her ass.

She let me blow my load in her ass, but then she blooched all over the sheets.

by The Shoat May 13, 2005

Blooch

A racist term for a black person, similar to nigger.

Fuckin' blooches, they can't drive for shit.

by Peter panic March 09, 2010

Blooche

Bubble gum Expert

ahhh Ayesha Khan, what a blooche she is

by deee.eeev April 04, 2020

Blooch

The act of coughing during a bong hit that causes water to shoot out of the bowl

I took to big of a bong load and blooched bong water onto the carpet

by Silverbear November 27, 2011

Blooch

Italian American slang for Blue Cheese Dressing. Yet another example of Italian Americans making up their own words by shortening and butchering the english language.

At a restaurant. "Can I have a house salad with Blooch on the side"

or

At a pizza place. "Yeah, I'll take a sicilian and a regular slice with a side of blooch."

the counter guy had no clue what Blooch was.

"You know, Blue Cheese Dressing"

by FI Blooch July 13, 2009

Blooch

When someone's being slightly bitchy, but not super bitchy.

"Kyle is being so annoying, I swear."
"Stop being such a blooch, Karen."

by bloochyboi December 19, 2017

Burn Blooch

The act of looking stupid after doing something dumb

The boy said burn blooch after he dropped his lunch tray

by Authors of Time January 09, 2025