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(bal-ooo-ch)
Someone who happens to be hairy, and has a belly, as well as other deciding factors such as being rude and narcissistic. Bad hygiene is another key factor of determining if someone is a balouch. A balouch is more of a sub category of being a douche, all balouches are douches but not all douches are balouches.
Yeah dude, that guy is such a douche, all he cared about was himself and wouldn’t stop talking

Totally dude he had bad breath too, Total balouch
Balouch by JDADDY97 December 8, 2021
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Balouch are generous people most of the time they are in balochistan which is in Pakistan where you can meet baloch people aka baloch people they speak balochi which is a language from Muslims you will always live a great life when you find a baloch
Omg there is a balouch person i will be happy my whole life after all its the balouch wandering in the deserts of balochistan. When you see a baloch you will always be a happy generous person.
balouch by Abraham Habibi June 8, 2021
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A group of Indo-Iranian people who primarily live in Western Balochistan (Iran) and Eastern Balochistan (Pakistan). They speak Baluchi, a language, that borrows vocabulary from Farsi but is very similar to Kurdish. In fact, it is argued that Baluch are descendants of the Kurds. Baluch people in both regions consists of being Sunni-muslims. The Baluch of Iran are NOT Persians despite the fact that many of them speak Farsi as a second language nor will they identify themselves as so (keep in mind that all Persians are Iranian but not all Iranian are Persians.) Baluch people vary in looks with some being light skinned and others being extremely dark skinned. Even though there are millions of Baluchi's, some of them have left their hometowns and settled elsewhere as they are systematically killed and oppressed by the governments of both countries. Baluchestan/ Balochistan are areas that are rich in natural resources, especially with respect to oil.
Person A: You're from Iran, so you're Persian?
Baluch Person: No, I am Baluchi.

Person B: What part of Pakistan are you from? Punjab?
Baluch Person: I'm a Baluch from Balochistan
Baluch by Baluch123 June 26, 2017
Balochs are very, generally, good looking poeple. The have morals and respect their women (usually amazingly hott) They are rich because they have the old Balochi values instilled in them and they realize that knowlegde is the key to the future and money. They treat their women with respect, they are straying from the Balochi culture. Balochi's are very noble and loving poeple, their kindness is unsurpassed by any other society, go to Balochistan(Pakistan) and you shall see. Those in power, i cannot say the same generilization for, you must create your own opinion.Balochi is a language spoken by Muslims of Pakistan,Iran,Afghanistan and India ,
Balochi has been vaguely described as combining Arabic script and Persian vocabulary.
Balochi:Abdullah ho Barkat Dost Ant
English:Abdullah and Barkat are friend
Baloch by Balochian April 3, 2009

babouche 

(1) A heel-less pointy leather Moroccan slipper
(2) Cross between a baboon and a douche, and thus a pompous ass with a pink ass
Glen: Seen William recently?
Chris: Phhhhh, what a babouche that guy is, how he ever made MD I'll never know.
babouche by mp666 March 2, 2010
Bagouch can mean anything, its not meant to just mean one thing its many things. its a kind of word were it can mean good or bad things you can make it to mean anything you want
for an example, (jared is being such a bagouch, or im am really bagouched right now.
Bagouch by thegreenline January 3, 2011
A Douchebag who wears a Bluetooth earpiece.
Guy1: wow u look really sexy!!
Guy2: Um....ok
Guy1: Excuse me, I wasnt talking to you, see? Bluetooth.
Guy2: gee what a Blouche
Blouche by the shakezula July 27, 2010
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