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ballist 

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The biggest baller in the Room! He who wears the big baller crown. Rolls up drippin’ in the car with the clothes, all the swag.
Look at Griffin....he is the ballist mfer I have ever seen. I’m gonna have to put blinders on my bitch to keep her off him.
ballist by Coach Griff December 17, 2019
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Tennis Ballist 

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Being racist or having a problem with tennis balls
I think that Ethan is being Tennis Ballist
Tennis Ballist by Magic04 October 14, 2019

Ballistic Prose

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Words and phrases specifically manufactured/defined in order to mislead careless, irresponsible and deceptive journalists/writers.

{An innovative, percussive and aggressive method/style of writing wherein the author intentionally creates a word/phrase and a definition for the word/phrase as a weaponized literary instrument, objectively targeting and penetrating conventional thinking, culturally imposed dogmatic norms and multi-layered veils of psychosocially nurtured concepts. Ballistic Prose is a baiting tactic aimed in the direction of reckless, quasi-intellectual journalism with the supreme achievement occuring when journalists utilize such manufactured, Ballistic Prose words/phrases as credible terms, descriptors and characterizations as part of a legitimate literary composition, thus signifying the infiltration of artificially modernized etymology and its manifestation as an extension of an elaborate ruse}.
1. 'Seismic Aqueous Waveform S.A.W.' is an example of a ballistic prose characterization for a ridiculously large wave. There is no such thing as a S.A.W.

2. "Dude, NBC just referred to the most recent ocean wave surge as a 'Seismic Aqueous Waveform'. Do they have any clue that there is no such thing as a Seismic Aqueous Waveform? Lol!"

3. {Hambone reads and replies to one of D Dog's recent definitions on UD} "D Dog, your definitions are such a lively form of 'Ballistic Prose!" {D Dog replies} "Hambone, you just invented the term to describe this style off writing = Ballistic Prose."

kickin' ballistics 

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To reason with someone, to tell them how things really are, to philosophize about a topic.
Me and my man Gary sat up all night listening to his older brother Charles kickin' ballistics about prison industry-complex.
kickin' ballistics by merrakesh August 29, 2010

going ballistic 

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Becoming fully, truly, unstoppably, gravitationally angry. Usually of a person or semi-sentient animal that can experience anger.
References ballistic missiles, whose flight paths are nearly un-alterable after a certain point.
"When dad finds out I didn't submit my college applications, he'll be going ballistic!"
going ballistic by 4onen March 2, 2016

Ballast 

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Something that keeps a head verticle.
Do you need any Ballast around to keep it (a head) verticle?
Ballast by StayAwakeStudios May 23, 2018

ballisties 

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The act of going ballistic. It was known throughough the native lands of the western soviet union during the times of stalin.

Being one of the few words in the english language that can be used as a verb, noun or adjective.
Dude, Im going ballisties.

Yo that was straight ballisties yo.

Ill Na na ballisties
ballisties by Bob Logano January 3, 2008
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Overstand 

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Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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Dotard 

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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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