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Ballistery

a room where silly things happen.
U dampler, you really run out me in a plookor. I’m finna sent ye joints towards though ballistery.
Ballistery by Axel lvl master September 17, 2023
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ballistery

a room where silly things happen.
If you don’t start doing your chores, Son, I will unfortunately have to send you to a ballistery.
ballistery by Percy Bruer December 30, 2023

BOLLISTER 

a pussy prep who wears hollister and like to ride dick
BOLLISTER by bapekid4 June 27, 2006

sugar mommy ballster

Transgender (man to woman) that gives blowjobs all the time

Ballottery 

The Ballot Lottery, where the person you vote for only has a 50/50 odds of actually representing you, and even if they win, it doesn't matter, because the other party won't work with them anyway. So you always lose.
There really aren't any winners of the Ballottery.
Ballottery by [TOM] ThunderDawg October 20, 2010

Bollister Fuggin 

A special breed of Bollister whom often ventures over the general offensive "douchebag" level of commitment. This courageous soul has also limited thier vocabulary to simple short sentances usually ending or beginning with the word "Fuggin". A simple soul who's brainstem has no chance of returning back to earth.
Bollister Fuggin- "Fuggin, that chick loves me fuggin."

Normal person- "What?...Who?"

Bollister Fuggin- "Fuggin lampshade fuggin"

Normal Person- "Uh, yeah. Ok"
Bollister Fuggin by Dovanni Jobe January 2, 2012

ballesteros 

Mexican, Amazing, Hate Trump. Kind and they know how to party!!!
Those Ballesteros know how to party!!!
ballesteros by its super lit February 21, 2017
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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