Ballast

Something that keeps a head verticle.

Do you need any Ballast around to keep it (a head) verticle?

by StayAwakeStudios May 23, 2018

Ballast

A derogatory name given to a person who is withholding a comment/skill/resource in order to purposefully change the atmosphere in which he is residing by then revealing the sandbagged item.

A person who is a Ballast is one who pretends to have no Snickers when asked, but really does and is just waiting to lower the general mood of his surroundings with the no, then appear bring the mood that much higher when the hidden Snickers have been revealed.

by Crafty Madhes November 17, 2010

ballast

Ballast is a friendly reference to; a mate, sidekick, wife, bitch, girlfriend, boyfriend, trick, pal, etc. but especially the person who rides shotgun with them in their car.
Used by Eddie Haskel to describe Lumpy in an episode of "Leave It To Beaver".

The Cisco Kid had Pancho for ballast, Tarzan had Cheeta.

by Jim Inman August 25, 2006

ballast

An term of enderment for your girlfriend/wife etc

Ive got a night out away from the ballast.

by Stuartgt-four May 31, 2005

ballast

The least attractive female in a group of females. Normally, female friends/aquaintances like to attach ballast to their group to make themselves look better.

Tom: Hey Rob check out that group of hotties over there by the bar.

Rob: Yeah but the one with the huge funbags is so ballast.

Tom: I'd still do her though, wouldn't you?

Rob: In a heartbeat

by Kevin Mooney October 5, 2006

drop ballast

to have a movement of one's bowels; to take a shit (nautical in origin).

Captain Pete grabbed a newspaper and headed for the shithouse. It was obvious he was going to cop a squat and drop ballast.

by Blenderhead1991 May 13, 2009

Ballast McGee

1. a term for a person who is dirty and stupid. often the same as whitetrash, but any race can be trash

2. the practice of taking someone else's work or ideas and passing them off as one's own.

3. something worthless; garbage; nonsense.

4. Shabby, dirty, and vulgar, often the word is associated with prostitutes

5. something you think is gross or offensive. repulsive behavior."opposed or contrary, as in nature or character."

Ballast McGee is a repugnant, sleazy, travesty of a human being.

by Jango519 March 14, 2018