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A term for vagina coined by a brilliant young man who observed there is nothing on the female pubic mound except for a vertical smile or “crack”where the testicles are located on a male. Also applicable as it is a place you can jam your balls into during sexual intercourse.
Noah calls a vagina a ballcrack because "girls don't have privates - they just have a crack where the boys’ balls are.”
Ballcrack by Kyle Kaniff February 10, 2022

bangcheck 

When two people who have plans to bang, decide to take a rain check, resulting in a "bangcheck".
Yo baby, let's take a bangcheck and meet up tomorrow.
bangcheck by GlazeHer March 26, 2013

Ballcheese 

White lotus grease residue on the sides of ones groin and nutbag. It smells like rotten cheese to the nose. Take a fuckin shower NOW! Before you ever decide again to fuck a chick or stroke your Johnson....!
Mr. Cooockmeat had mad smells today in class. His cratch must be full of ballcheese!
Ballcheese by Tigerblood85 July 20, 2019

Ballcockery 

An act of sexual mischief. Up to no good in a naughty fashion.
"I thought Marcus was me best mate, but he was up to all manner of ballcockery with me wife."

"Methinks Ted and Alice are engaged in acts of wanton ballcockery."

"Wouldst thou join me in a bit of ballcockery, love?"
Ballcockery by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009

ballcock 

part in the toilet that lets in the water. also known as a fill valve.
my toilet keeps running. i need to fix the ballcock.
ballcock by plumber rick December 29, 2004

Ballschmeck 

The jelly-like substance which surrounds and coats the balls and inner thighs after approximately two weeks of not showering
Trevor: you I got jelly stuff on my balls!
Me: oh you mean ballschmeck?
Trevor: yeah
Ballschmeck by The reclaimer December 14, 2019
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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