ballcheck

to strike someone in the testicles with the intent to cause great pain. Best done when the victim is not expecting it

Bob: Hey Joe why you limping?
Joe: I made a jump shot and Tom ballchecked me

by Huff Dodger August 30, 2009

Ballcrack

A term for vagina coined by a brilliant young man who observed there is nothing on the female pubic mound except for a vertical smile or “crack”where the testicles are located on a male. Also applicable as it is a place you can jam your balls into during sexual intercourse.

Noah calls a vagina a ballcrack because "girls don't have privates - they just have a crack where the boys’ balls are.”

by Kyle Kaniff February 10, 2022

bangcheck

When two people who have plans to bang, decide to take a rain check, resulting in a "bangcheck".

Yo baby, let's take a bangcheck and meet up tomorrow.

by GlazeHer March 26, 2013

Ballcheese

White lotus grease residue on the sides of ones groin and nutbag. It smells like rotten cheese to the nose. Take a fuckin shower NOW! Before you ever decide again to fuck a chick or stroke your Johnson....!

Mr. Cooockmeat had mad smells today in class. His cratch must be full of ballcheese!

by Tigerblood85 July 20, 2019

Ballcockery

An act of sexual mischief. Up to no good in a naughty fashion.

"I thought Marcus was me best mate, but he was up to all manner of ballcockery with me wife."

"Methinks Ted and Alice are engaged in acts of wanton ballcockery."

"Wouldst thou join me in a bit of ballcockery, love?"

by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009

ballcock

part in the toilet that lets in the water. also known as a fill valve.

my toilet keeps running. i need to fix the ballcock.

by plumber rick December 29, 2004

Ballschmeck

The jelly-like substance which surrounds and coats the balls and inner thighs after approximately two weeks of not showering

Trevor: you I got jelly stuff on my balls!
Me: oh you mean ballschmeck?
Trevor: yeah

by The reclaimer December 14, 2019