Balde

A Fuckin Retard That can't play football and has a ldd

by Rick Monias April 10, 2003

A massive black talented football player who kicks fuck out of anyone he plays against. A legend.

Very similar to a Sutton.

"Yaassss, Balde just poleaxed Barry again. Look he can't even get up. What a dick."

by BuckfastTonicWine April 21, 2003

bald

When your face is so good looking it is taking over the rest of your head.

You're bald.

I know. My face is so good looking it's taking over the rest of my head.

by allholy1 December 12, 2007

Someone with no hair that likes the number 14

Badboyhalo is balled so people like Skeppy make fun of him by saying Baldboyhalo cause he has no hair

He is losing his hair, he is balding.

by 156298 July 15, 2014

When someone is deciding to be disrespectful towards you.

“Yo, stop acting fucking bald!”
“That dude over there is bald as hell for what he did to you.”
“I don’t fuck with bald people.”

by Tyjah February 11, 2019

Baldness is when you have no hair and your head looks very much like an egg.

David- "Hey, that's an egg!"
Ron- "No, thats a guy who suffers from baldness!"

by Ordem July 1, 2015