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A Balder is a group of people with small penises and much confidence.
The people at our school balders.
Balder by RobloxGamer69 December 7, 2021
He had cancer but that don’t matter because he is gay and cool
Balder is a amazing friend
Balder by Balderanus48 July 2, 2019
A proper Robert James Moore condition. Someone who is losing his hair at an alarming rate. Most specifically regarding hair loss around the crown of one's head.
Robert James Moore needs to find a wife before his balder gets the better of him.
Balder by iwouldhavethoughtso October 2, 2010
Balder is a baldibitch
Balder by NigahigaDVD November 14, 2018

balder than balls 

i sas for itself
balder than balls by billythy October 28, 2022

fanny balder 

I've never been as smooth since using that fanny balder with a drop of clungeditioner.
fanny balder by Way-Way February 2, 2023
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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