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Where there's a party there's balder. Balder is the definition of a good night out even though your friends have passed out in a ditch.
Ayo, wanna go on some balder tonight?
Balder by sheikob June 5, 2021
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A Balder is a group of people with small penises and much confidence.
The people at our school balders.
Balder by RobloxGamer69 December 7, 2021
He had cancer but that don’t matter because he is gay and cool
Balder is a amazing friend
Balder by Balderanus48 July 2, 2019
A proper Robert James Moore condition. Someone who is losing his hair at an alarming rate. Most specifically regarding hair loss around the crown of one's head.
Robert James Moore needs to find a wife before his balder gets the better of him.
Balder by iwouldhavethoughtso October 2, 2010
Balder is a baldibitch
Balder by NigahigaDVD November 14, 2018

balder than balls 

i sas for itself
balder than balls by billythy October 28, 2022

fanny balder 

I've never been as smooth since using that fanny balder with a drop of clungeditioner.
fanny balder by Way-Way February 2, 2023
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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