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A massive black talented football player who kicks fuck out of anyone he plays against. A legend.

Very similar to a Sutton.
"Yaassss, Balde just poleaxed Barry again. Look he can't even get up. What a dick."
Balde by BuckfastTonicWine April 21, 2003
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Maiara Joana balde 

Maiara Joana balde is a wonderful and beautiful Girl who will always succeed she’s always happy to help others and always kind she’s may be difficult to understand but when u get to know her she’s the best person you could have as a friend she’s very honest and is Always up for fun
Maiara Joana balde is brutally honest but I’m a nice way
Maiara Joana balde by Tijojo November 23, 2021

Magical_Balde 

Twitter/X user that is a Barcelona fan and owns all his jobless mutuals (especially Vardrid fans).

Joined Twitter years ago but still yet to take an L.

Considered to be the best Twitter user oat due to his incredible takes week in and week out.

He will be there when Barcelona win the sextuple in the 2024/25 season
Who is the best Twitter user oat? Magical_Balde

"Own him Walde"
"cook him Walde"

Bald Retard

The best insult to use against the lead developer of an ARPG if you want to absolutely obliterate your streaming career instantly.
I called C Dubs a bald retard and they perma banned me even though I've spent $4k on the game.
Bald Retard by AlteredBeastXD August 26, 2022

bald freddy 

edited version of the actor Freddy Carter (Shadow and Bone, Free Rein) in which he is depicted with no hair. These pictures have circulated around social media and are often created by individuals and then shared on Instagram and Tiktok.
"what did you do today?"
"I edited pictures of Bald Freddy"
"Very cool"
bald freddy by intrxpide July 7, 2021

Bald Martin 

Bald Martin means an absolute lad a man that can do anything they are not just genius but bald one. It has been said that they are alpha male and are pro at hide and seek
Oh my look at that bald Martin he is such an alpha
Bald Martin by The truth giver December 17, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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