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1. Balance is

A Chik-fil-La joke.

Coutisry of the fry cook himself.
Your bal is $2.03 - for that Pepsi-cola.
Bal is by -i s ii[]{!}// May 8, 2021
Words you can keep

Het is bal 

Het is klaar; het is afgelopen
- Joris, het is bal met dat gezeik van je!

of:
- Ik vind het even helemaal bal met die zwartenpietendiscussie
Het is bal by christine.. November 20, 2014
Related Words

Kobaurora-Balis

This state of being happens when you feel and connect to the presence of Kobe Bryant, and achieve a shot in quarters or beer pong.
Person 1: "Man, I can't believe you made that shot!"

Person 2: "I know! I totally entered the Kobaurora-Balis!"

Balisong 

Also know as a butterfly knife. A blade with two swinging handles, can be opened one-handed. Flashy yet dangerous for the person flipping it around.
I tried to throw my closed balisong in the air and catch it when it opened, but instead I sliced of my pinky finger.
Balisong by MuzlFlash August 10, 2003

balistashit 

When a rhino(a guy) fucks you up the butt and you shit on its horn (his penis)

When someone is beating you by so much its balistashit

When you realized you just buttfucked your cousin
I was with Jake last night when I balistashited him

Man, your winning by so much its balistashit

Shit man, i just balistashited Emily
balistashit by The Jareds January 16, 2010

balistic 

my dad was being a crabass and went balistic on me for not doing the dishes.
balistic by goawaypls February 16, 2021

Balistic 

An Incredibly Scottish mini-mod who was the creator of the FNG Sims Group.

He is also a ratio merchant and is an excellent Junior Mod, and one day will be a great mod for the TheOfficialFNG Discord Server soon.
"ratio"

-Balistic, June 30, 2021, after he ratioed someone complaining about ratios
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Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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