Joris

Dutch name, equivalent of the english name: 'George'.

"What are you doing tonight?", " Oh, Im going to Joris' and play Guitar Hero"

by SolidS January 29, 2009

Joris

Dude with a big dong, hella chill, a real lad, has hella vibes, can chug a Liter beer easily

Damn Look at that dude chugging that Liter beer while giving off hella good vibes
He must be a Joris

by NotASpamMail August 09, 2020

Joris

Big whiff in soccer from a point blank shot on goal.

Dude, did you see that? He just pulled a Joris.

by PMin May 17, 2006

Joris

Is cool.

Joris is cool.

by FischFresser November 21, 2021

Joris

A Joris is a very helpful person who is always there for his friends. Joris is athletic, loves soccer and basketball and is very good at school. He's shy but loves going out in small groups. You're guaranteed to have fun with him. Joris can cheer anyone up, no matter how badly the other person is doing.

I do not feel good.

Look, Joris is there, he cheers you up!

by bleedingeyes October 15, 2020

Joris

One sexy nigga whomst is obsessed with the fine arts of beer and shrek memes

holy shit, that Joris just stole my girl

by SimonLikesFrogs March 12, 2018

Joris

According to ancient Dutch folklore, he beat a dragon once. The sad reality however is that George beat the dragon and Joris is still struggling to beat Alduin. Joris can be seen as an average human, with a far too stubborn personality.

"A specimen of the Joris is not easy to find outside of its natural habitat, the couch. However, it is possible to lure one out with food."
"Joris must be a really boring person."

by ThatOtherGoat January 28, 2021