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Fanfiction slang that means "heterosexual." Refers to romance fanfics about heterosexuals.
"My favorite het coupling is HermionexHarry."
by Kathy October 03, 2003
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1. Slang word meaning "heterosexual" or "straight person."

2. Gays' reverse usage of "gay" (the deragatory term) as a means of getting "even" with heterosexuals using the deragatory term. (see gay)
1. What are you, a gay or a het?

2. That movie was so het I had to leave the theater.
by oe98 April 15, 2009
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1. A heterosexual
2. An adjective to describe something uneventful, boring, or bland
3. See vanilla
He just sits around and watches TV. That's so het.
by rdcupfan January 29, 2005
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The word Het can be used to mean Heterosexual, this is the opposite of Homosexual. Where many young people use the word gay as slang, to mean boring, uncool, or not fun, Het can be used to describe things that are cool, fun and entertaining. Het can be used to describe, music, cars, movies, jokes. Pretty much anything that is cool or funny.
That movie was Het
That car is Het
by Adam McLeod March 02, 2008
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A deragatory slang word used by homosexuals to reference their heterosexual counterparts. It is used as a reference to individuals or to activities or things pertaining to heterosexuals.
1) You ditched me to go watch the NBA playoffs? You're such a f-ing het.

2) At first I thought Jeremy was a flaming faggot, but turns out he's a het like the lot of them.

3) What the hell are you reading Details for? You're gay, this magazine is for hets who cant seem to match their belt with their shoes!
by HetLover0531 May 13, 2009
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