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A Het is a Heterosexual person. Being Heterosexual is the quality or characteristic of being romantically, and sexually attracted to the opposite sex or gender. Heterosexual men are attracted to women, and heterosexual women are attracted to men. People who are Heterosexual are referred to as "straight".

Heterosexuality is the basis of civilization due to the fact that it leads to reproduction. Reproduction is possible only through Hets.
"You and I would not exist without our Het parents."
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Fanfiction slang that means "heterosexual." Refers to romance fanfics about heterosexuals.
"My favorite het coupling is HermionexHarry."
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1. Slang word meaning "heterosexual" or "straight person."

2. Gays' reverse usage of "gay" (the deragatory term) as a means of getting "even" with heterosexuals using the deragatory term. (see gay)
1. What are you, a gay or a het?

2. That movie was so het I had to leave the theater.
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1. A heterosexual
2. An adjective to describe something uneventful, boring, or bland
3. See vanilla
He just sits around and watches TV. That's so het.
by rdcupfan January 29, 2005
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