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my dad was being a crabass and went balistic on me for not doing the dishes.
by goawaypls February 16, 2021
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Balistic

An Incredibly Scottish mini-mod who was the creator of the FNG Sims Group.

He is also a ratio merchant and is an excellent Junior Mod, and one day will be a great mod for the TheOfficialFNG Discord Server soon.
"ratio"

-Balistic, June 30, 2021, after he ratioed someone complaining about ratios
by FreshTrimNiranIsLife July 11, 2021
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Balistic junk food

Is junk food that is launched like a balistic. It was another thing Squidward had launched at him by Spongebob on the show "spongebob Squarepants"
Ahhhh! Spongebob stop launching balistic junk food at me!
by Bing Ordanate September 19, 2009
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balistic therapy

being shot so as to improve one's attitude.
John is being a jerk. He could use some balistic therapy.
by Kaleb H December 29, 2007
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Ballistic Prose

Words and phrases specifically manufactured/defined in order to mislead careless, irresponsible and deceptive journalists/writers.

{An innovative, percussive and aggressive method/style of writing wherein the author intentionally creates a word/phrase and a definition for the word/phrase as a weaponized literary instrument, objectively targeting and penetrating conventional thinking, culturally imposed dogmatic norms and multi-layered veils of psychosocially nurtured concepts. Ballistic Prose is a baiting tactic aimed in the direction of reckless, quasi-intellectual journalism with the supreme achievement occuring when journalists utilize such manufactured, Ballistic Prose words/phrases as credible terms, descriptors and characterizations as part of a legitimate literary composition, thus signifying the infiltration of artificially modernized etymology and its manifestation as an extension of an elaborate ruse}.
1. 'Seismic Aqueous Waveform S.A.W.' is an example of a ballistic prose characterization for a ridiculously large wave. There is no such thing as a S.A.W.

2. "Dude, NBC just referred to the most recent ocean wave surge as a 'Seismic Aqueous Waveform'. Do they have any clue that there is no such thing as a Seismic Aqueous Waveform? Lol!"

3. {Hambone reads and replies to one of D Dog's recent definitions on UD} "D Dog, your definitions are such a lively form of 'Ballistic Prose!" {D Dog replies} "Hambone, you just invented the term to describe this style off writing = Ballistic Prose."
by Charitable Disguise January 3, 2020
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kickin' ballistics

To reason with someone, to tell them how things really are, to philosophize about a topic.
Me and my man Gary sat up all night listening to his older brother Charles kickin' ballistics about prison industry-complex.
by merrakesh August 29, 2010
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going ballistic

Becoming fully, truly, unstoppably, gravitationally angry. Usually of a person or semi-sentient animal that can experience anger.
References ballistic missiles, whose flight paths are nearly un-alterable after a certain point.
"When dad finds out I didn't submit my college applications, he'll be going ballistic!"
by 4onen March 2, 2016
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