13 definitions by MuzlFlash

fence post

A post that makes up part of a fence.

What, you didn't know that?

Hey, what's that post that mkaes up part of that fence?

That's a fence post, dumbass.

by MuzlFlash August 23, 2003

log

A large piece of timber.

Hey look, it's a large piece of timber, also known as a log.

by MuzlFlash September 2, 2003

sex up

to embellish or exaggerate

A short time after sexing up the report, the scientist was found dead in the woods.

by MuzlFlash August 31, 2003

mentally unstable

Fucking crazy

I'm not crazy, I'm just metnally unstable......KILL! MURDER!

by MuzlFlash August 23, 2003

Balisong

Also know as a butterfly knife. A blade with two swinging handles, can be opened one-handed. Flashy yet dangerous for the person flipping it around.

I tried to throw my closed balisong in the air and catch it when it opened, but instead I sliced of my pinky finger.

by MuzlFlash August 10, 2003

capitulate

To surrender.

I think the word capitulate is french.

by MuzlFlash September 2, 2003

ak 47

Originally developed and finalized by Mikhail Kalashnikov in the year 1947, the AK47 was meant to be a rifle for tank crews, who could not fit a full sized rifle into their tank. It was so successful that it was adopted by the Russian army, and exported to all of Russia's allies. It's most recognizable feature is its superb reliability, it will function in environments that other weapons would malfunction in. It fires 7.62 x 39mm ammunition(by comparison, an M16 fires 5.56 x 45mm).

This is the AK47 assault rifle. It is the preferred weapon of your enemy, and it makes a very distinct sound when fired at you.

by MuzlFlash August 10, 2003