Noun.
Pronunciation: just like "bahoonies" (ba-HOO-nees).
Definition: A very important piece of male genitalia that consists of the scrotum, which holds and protects the inner testes. Also, the testes themselves.
Although pronounced the same way, bahooneys is not to be confused with bahoonies, which refers to a large set of female breasts (tits, gazongas, knockers).
Used as an euphemism for balls.
"Jeez! Ease up on that serve, bro! That last one nearly crushed my bahooneys!"
"Man, this party sucks big bahooneys!"
"You've had enough of that cock already. Now focus on the bahooneys!"
"By accident, Ricky rammed his bahooneys into a parking meter."
The middle of nowhere; nothing but trees and farms for miles around, maybe a house or two. Children wishing to trick-or-treat must travel 20-30 minutes to their nearest friend's neighborhood, thereby attributing to an overcrowding problem in suburban developments on Halloween
"Hey, wanna go to Billy's house? He just got a new trampoline."
"Nah, it's raining and he lives all the way out in the boonies. Let's just stay here and play Xbox."
"Word. Freedom Fighters rules! When's the sequel coming out?"
"Who knows man, Electronic Arts needs to get on that $hit."