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Bahooneys 

Noun.
Pronunciation: just like "bahoonies" (ba-HOO-nees).
Definition: A very important piece of male genitalia that consists of the scrotum, which holds and protects the inner testes. Also, the testes themselves.

Although pronounced the same way, bahooneys is not to be confused with bahoonies, which refers to a large set of female breasts (tits, gazongas, knockers).
Used as an euphemism for balls.

"Jeez! Ease up on that serve, bro! That last one nearly crushed my bahooneys!"

"Man, this party sucks big bahooneys!"

"You've had enough of that cock already. Now focus on the bahooneys!"

"By accident, Ricky rammed his bahooneys into a parking meter."

Bahooneys by NeverMindWhom August 13, 2008
Related Words

banoonis 

A very ripe banana, meant to be thrown at people.
"I will banoonis you if you come any closer"
banoonis by FinWonga October 3, 2014
The sticks, in the middle of no where. Usually associated with living out in the country.
Man, I live out in the boonies. It takes an hour an a half to get to the nearest gas station.
boonies by Shelteredashley. November 22, 2002

The boonies 

The middle of nowhere; nothing but trees and farms for miles around, maybe a house or two. Children wishing to trick-or-treat must travel 20-30 minutes to their nearest friend's neighborhood, thereby attributing to an overcrowding problem in suburban developments on Halloween
"Hey, wanna go to Billy's house? He just got a new trampoline."

"Nah, it's raining and he lives all the way out in the boonies. Let's just stay here and play Xbox."

"Word. Freedom Fighters rules! When's the sequel coming out?"

"Who knows man, Electronic Arts needs to get on that $hit."
The boonies by The Ryno June 1, 2009

bahoopie 

After neutering a cat, it's the leftover flap of fur covered skin (it looks like a tiny butt) where the ballsack once was.
The bahoopie on my cat, Ben, is so cute. I don't think he remembers that fateful, ballsack changing day.
bahoopie by Hair in my latte January 28, 2015

Bahookie 

Hey, shift yer bahookie--that's where ah wis sittin'. Wid ye steal ma grave as quick?
Bahookie by George Moffat October 14, 2003