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Bahooneys

Noun.
Pronunciation: just like "bahoonies" (ba-HOO-nees).
Definition: A very important piece of male genitalia that consists of the scrotum, which holds and protects the inner testes. Also, the testes themselves.

Although pronounced the same way, bahooneys is not to be confused with bahoonies, which refers to a large set of female breasts (tits, gazongas, knockers).
Used as an euphemism for balls.

"Jeez! Ease up on that serve, bro! That last one nearly crushed my bahooneys!"

"Man, this party sucks big bahooneys!"

"You've had enough of that cock already. Now focus on the bahooneys!"

"By accident, Ricky rammed his bahooneys into a parking meter."
by NeverMindWhom August 13, 2008
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bahookey

n. (Scottish) arse, bottom, bum, booty. Can be used safely in front of your maiden aunt.
Oooh ma bahookey is gowpin'.
by zeno February 25, 2004
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Bahoongas

Hey! Get off my bahoongas!
by fluffergirl November 30, 2009
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bahoongus

a large big-headed kid with braces.
There goes Graham, I mean Bahoongus, walking down the hallway sucking dick.
by paul February 18, 2004
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Bahooey

Someone or something that is or is acting crazy.
Wow.. Stop being so bahooey.
by Expresser August 21, 2016
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bahoongus

Bahoongus is an oversized retarded kid with 2/3rds of his body covered in freckles, orange hair, braces, glasses, a goofy ass laugh, and a country accent, that drives an element. He kills every single joke, lives with koreans, and pouts about the dumbest.
It's Bahoongus. . .juggling dildos
by Caineman July 18, 2008
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Badmoneyslim

The real life Persona of Edward McCann, made Popular by Tony Schiavone and Conrad Thompson.
Even Badmoneyslim didn't think he was over until his googlability was brought to his attention.
by @Badmoneyslim March 8, 2020
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