baboonish 

Baboonish (adjective):
Relating to the behavior of a baboon. Qualifier to describe wild and irrational actions, particularly while high or drunk.

"Damn, last night Trey ate some shrooms then pissed in the punch bowl."
"Yeah, he acts pretty baboonish when he's messed."

baboonish by Arthur September 28, 2003

Baboonish Lizard 

An extremely stealthy, deadly, dangerous, and highly trained individual.
known to HATE BULLSHIT.

Stop the bullshit before Baboonish Lizard get out.

Baboonish Lizard by Just in case. April 28, 2013

poo baboons 

Poo that becomes entangled in human anal pubes...the person who has the poo baboons would also need to have a pubic forest long enough for the poo to swing

Damn those poo baboons are swinging through the anal forest

poo baboons by Bum fuzz June 5, 2018

banoonis 

A very ripe banana, meant to be thrown at people.

"I will banoonis you if you come any closer"

banoonis by FinWonga October 3, 2014

Balloonishness 

Foolishness; The nature of being a balloon

I had a total balloonishness moment and left my cashcard in Centra for a week and never noticed.

Balloonishness by UrbanBiochemist October 31, 2011

Babooshkioped 

When your shocked but you can't tell anyone or show ur face expression because you dont want to let them know .

When Timmy told me his embarrassing and sad secrets I was Babooshkioped.

Babooshkioped by Peen Leg February 27, 2021

baboonitis 

a severe case of monkey butt in which your butthole hurts/itches from not wiping good enough usually made worse by sweat, usually is so bad that it causes the inflicted to uncontrollably itch their butthole similar to baboons

after the mx race i had a bad case of baboonitis.

baboonitis by dirtboy70 February 24, 2010