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bagelfish 

To bust a gut from laughing so hard. Typed with great difficulty due to laughing so hard.
Player 1: Crimson just got run over by a Jeep. (actually seen in game by 7 other players)

Player 2: roflmaopimpbagflsh
bagelfish by WhiteKnight77 February 13, 2004
Words you can keep
The official emoji of bæfish group. And can be used at the end of every sentence
Hey bæfish or hey did you see that bæfish
Bæfish by Bayfish April 13, 2015

biselfish 

Someone who is willing to accept pleasure and/or sexual gratification from the same sex but will not reciprocate.
My girlfriend will receive oral from girls because it is pleasurable but will not reciprocate on them thereby gaining the reputation for being biselfish.
biselfish by winterskye May 25, 2013

Barelish 

When someone, for what ever reason can Barely Speak English.
He was so drunk he could barelish.
I dont shop there, they barelish.
Barelish by ThatEffinGuy February 26, 2011

Bagelist 

Jonam said he wouldn't fuck my bagel, he is so bagelist
Bagelist by YOUARESOBAGLEIST January 4, 2019
(1) This fish insterted into the ear to obtain multi-lingual powers in the highly acclaimed book "The Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy"
(2) Undoubtably the best automatic language studies homework machine ever invented
That assignment will only take me 5 minutes, i'll just babelfish it!
Babelfish by NewName October 22, 2003

bagelista 

Like a barista who makes coffee, a bagelista is someone who makes and assembles bagels and bagel sandwiches in any sort of bagel or baked goods shop.
Ooh, I hope the cute bagelista makes my sesame and strawberry cream cheese bagel.
bagelista by unicornhorn May 15, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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