bagelista
Like a barista who makes coffee, a bagelista is someone who makes and assembles bagels and bagel sandwiches in any sort of bagel or baked goods shop.
bagelista by unicornhorn May 15, 2010
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Bagelist
Bagelist by YOUARESOBAGLEIST January 4, 2019
Holy Ballista
Guy 1: A meteorite is coming right towards us!
Guy 2: Holy Ballista!!!
Guy 1: Did you see that huge joint I rolled?
Guy 2: No...
(after seeing)
Guy 2: Holy Ballista!!!
Guy 2: Holy Ballista!!!
Guy 1: Did you see that huge joint I rolled?
Guy 2: No...
(after seeing)
Guy 2: Holy Ballista!!!
Holy Ballista by Frothblemaker September 6, 2009
balistashit
When a rhino(a guy) fucks you up the butt and you shit on its horn (his penis)
When someone is beating you by so much its balistashit
When you realized you just buttfucked your cousin
When someone is beating you by so much its balistashit
When you realized you just buttfucked your cousin
I was with Jake last night when I balistashited him
Man, your winning by so much its balistashit
Shit man, i just balistashited Emily
Man, your winning by so much its balistashit
Shit man, i just balistashited Emily
balistashit by The Jareds January 16, 2010
Ballista Cuffs
to be unable to escape from a task until its done. Derived from the inability to exit the ballistas in Monster Hunter Tri until you have used all of your ammo.
Guy 1: Hey, are u going to stop working and get on xbox?
Guy 2: Nah I'll be on later. This project has me in ballista cuffs
Guy 2: Nah I'll be on later. This project has me in ballista cuffs
Ballista Cuffs by Joshuasaurus May 18, 2010
Baelist
Baelist by ChipsnNips November 22, 2014
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Pee Calculus
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