Bagelist 

When you are racist to bagels

Jonam said he wouldn't fuck my bagel, he is so bagelist

Bagelist by YOUARESOBAGLEIST January 4, 2019

Bagelist 

Someone who holds a strong opinion of what constitutes an authentic bagel. The person rejects businesses and individuals who claims to make "bagels," yet simply produce rolls with holes that lack specific bagel attributes as defined by the "bagelist."

What do you mean Panera and Einstein Bros. don't make real bagels? You must be a bagelist.

Bagelist by The Real Bagel Maven March 13, 2024

bagelista 

Like a barista who makes coffee, a bagelista is someone who makes and assembles bagels and bagel sandwiches in any sort of bagel or baked goods shop.

Ooh, I hope the cute bagelista makes my sesame and strawberry cream cheese bagel.

bagelista by unicornhorn May 15, 2010

Baelist 

A playlist for your bae.

Bae: can we listen to some music?

You: let me just bring up my baelist

Baelist by ChipsnNips November 22, 2014

Bagelism 

Believing that Bagel truly is a sex machine in limbo.

"Bro my family believes in bagelism"
"Damn that's sad"

Bagelism by Bagelterms December 3, 2020

Bagelism 

Believing that Bagel truly is a sex machine in limbo

"Did you hear that one guy honestly believes in bagelism."
"Wow people are crazy these days."

Bagelism by Bagelterms December 3, 2020