Bagelism

Believing that Bagel truly is a sex machine in limbo.

"Bro my family believes in bagelism"
"Damn that's sad"

by Bagelterms December 3, 2020

Bagelism

Believing that Bagel truly is a sex machine in limbo

"Did you hear that one guy honestly believes in bagelism."
"Wow people are crazy these days."

by Bagelterms December 3, 2020

Bagelist

When you are racist to bagels

Jonam said he wouldn't fuck my bagel, he is so bagelist

by YOUARESOBAGLEIST January 4, 2019

bagelista

Like a barista who makes coffee, a bagelista is someone who makes and assembles bagels and bagel sandwiches in any sort of bagel or baked goods shop.

Ooh, I hope the cute bagelista makes my sesame and strawberry cream cheese bagel.

by unicornhorn May 15, 2010

Bagilism

A disorder in which one vaginal flap is larger in size than the neighbouring flap. The larger flap often has small vaginal warts on it.

Bagilism

"I went to lick out my girlfriend but one of her fanny flaps was abnormally large and covered in warts"

"Dude, did you still do it?"

"Fuck no, I ain't no Bagilist!"

by Fanny Flapssssssss May 16, 2009

Bagelist

Someone who holds a strong opinion of what constitutes an authentic bagel. The person rejects businesses and individuals who claims to make "bagels," yet simply produce rolls with holes that lack specific bagel attributes as defined by the "bagelist."

What do you mean Panera and Einstein Bros. don't make real bagels? You must be a bagelist.

by The Real Bagel Maven March 13, 2024