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When someone has confused you. Combination of the two words (con)fused and (baffled).
baffled by Codecold January 20, 2008
To be hit with wiffle bats
Scientists were baffled over the outcome of recent cancer research.
Baffled by Bigginsworth December 18, 2012
julian: lora was talking bout you to me .
me: whattt im baffled , i thought we was friends .
baffled by goofytigerr June 1, 2019

bedaffled 

When you are bedazzled and baffled at the same time.
"Holy sh**, I'm bedaffled...how could you stick a water bottle in your very own anus and try to play the tuba."
bedaffled by Joi Joi February 27, 2008
To go out and get excessively drunk but still have a good story to tell about your adventures the following day.
Person 1 - "What'd you get up to last night?"
Person 2 - "Dude, I got braffled to fuck. I ended up pissing up a church and getting arrested. Was a good night"
Braffled by Reave1990 September 29, 2010
Yo mcwaffle dildo you get me baffled with that piss breath bruh ca fr.
Baffled by Titus dyfilid February 24, 2019
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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